Haven't you always wanted a monkey?

[phyncke]

If I had a million dollars,
*If I had a million dollars*
Well I'd buy you a house
*I would buy you a house*

If I had a million dollars
*If I had a million dollars*
I'd buy you furniture for your house
*Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman....*

If I had a million dollars
*If I had a million dollars*
I'd buy you a K-car
*A nice reliant automobile*

If I had a million dollars
*If I had a million dollars*
I'd build a tree fort in our yard
*You could help it wouldn't be that hard*
If I had a million dollars
Maybe we could put a refrigerator in there
*Wouldn't that be fabulous?*

If I had a million dollars
*If I had a million dollars*
I'd buy you a fur coat
*But not a real fur coat that's cruel*

If I had a million dollars
*If I had a million dollars*
I'd buy you an exotic pet
*Like a llama, or an emu*

If I had a million dollars
*If I had a million dollars*
I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
*Ooo all those crazy elephant bones*
If I had a million dollars
I'd buy your love.....

If I had a million dollars
*We wouldn't have to walk to the store*
If I had a million dollars
*We'd take a limousine cuz it cost more*
If I had a million dollars
*We wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner*
But we would, we'd actually make the
treefort from the first chorus out of it.
*MMMMM....*

If I had a million dollars
*If I had a million dollars*
I'd buy you a green dress
*But not a real green dress, that's cruel

If I had a million dollars
*If I had a million dollars*
I'd buy you some art
*A Picasso, or a Garfunkle*

If I had a million dollars
*If I had a million dollars*
I'd buy you a monkey
*Haven't you always wanted a monkey?*
If I had a million dollars
I'd buy your love......

If I had a million dollars
*If I had a million dollars*
If I had a million dollars
*If I had a million dollars*
I'd be rich....



I love these lyrics....