phyncke

This is what I imagine the orcs of Mordor might have sung on their way to war at Pelennor Field. It is a bit of a silly thing that I came up with last night. Thanks to

khylea and

aglarien1 for the on site beta. I got in touch with my inner orc.

Title: Yrch Song
Author: phyncke
Character(s): Orcs of Mordor
Rating: G
Beta(s): Aglarien and Khylea
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters, they are the property of JRR Tolkien and his estate, and I have borrowed them for my own amusement and for yours I hope.
Summary: The orcs march to battle at Pelennor Field in the Third Age War of the Ring. This is what they might sing.
Warning: Silly

*Sung loudly and off tune, to a cadence as a marching song.*

Yrch Song

We don’t likes to go outs in the sun.
We kills the pretty elveses one by one.

We are the mighty orcses!
The mighty mighty orcses!
You will, fear us!

We came before the sun and ugly moon.
If you don’t know us you will soon.

We are the mighty orcses!
The mighty mighty orcses!
You will, fear us!

We carry trusty blades of hardest steel.
They sharp and soon thems you will feel.

We are the mighty orcses!
The mighty mighty orcses!
You will, fear us!

We march from Mordor fast and strong.
Stompin’ our feets and singin’ this song.

We are the mighty orcses!
The mighty mighty orcses!
You will, fear us!

This pesky war, we’ll surely wins.
‘Gainst nasty dwarves and nasty mens.

We are the mighty orcses!
The mighty mighty orcses!
You will, fear us!

*repeatses*