How you know you have a dirty mind...

Someone says in the supermarket (to the butcher):

'I was just admiring your sausage!'

And your mind does all sorts of crazy things with that and you have to stifle the laugh. I think the butchers got a good chuckle at that. I heard them talking after the lady left. All sorts of "sausage" jokes there.

I tell you. I write too much naughty fiction or something. LOL.

I have been home this week with a bad back. I am finally starting to feel better now and will return to work tomorrow. I am so far behind there but when you have to rest, you have to rest. I did have the sick time accrued so I am good there. I overdid it helping my friends move last weekend. Oopsie.

I did have a really nice meal today at the French cafe, Bateau---beef bourgignon. Really nice. I had never had it before and it was very nicely done here. Thoroughly enjoyed that and at every last bite. Clean plate club, me!

That is all I have. I hope everyone is well and doing fine this week. April 1 tomorrow!


by jovi_diva at frozensugar

Fic: Story Time Terminator Salvation OFC, OMC, John Connor Rated G

Story Arc: Nocturnes
Part: Story 5
Title: Story Time
Author: phyncke
Character/Pairing: Ryan-OMC, Chris-OFC, John Connor
For: OEAM Writer's Circle Prompt 1
Betakeiliss
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Summary: It is story time in the bunker…Chris reads aloud to the children.
Disclaimer: Based on the Terminator movie verse started by James Cameron and in its latest iteration by McG (Salvation). No profit is made here. The story quoted is illustrated by Eric Carle, words by Bill Martin Jr. and the full title is “Brown Bear, Brown Bear, What Do You See?”
Author Notes: Triple drabble of approx 350 words. Fifth story in the series.

( The children gathered around and ... )

Previous stories are here:

Part 1: http://phyncke.livejournal.com/354773.html
Part 2: http://phyncke.livejournal.com/356197.html
Part 3: http://phyncke.livejournal.com/365381.html
Part 4: http://phyncke.livejournal.com/403112.html