Haven't you always wanted a monkey?

If I had a million dollars,
*If I had a million dollars*
Well I'd buy you a house
*I would buy you a house*

If I had a million dollars
*If I had a million dollars*
I'd buy you furniture for your house
*Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman....*

If I had a million dollars
*If I had a million dollars*
I'd buy you a K-car
*A nice reliant automobile*

If I had a million dollars
*If I had a million dollars*
I'd build a tree fort in our yard
*You could help it wouldn't be that hard*
If I had a million dollars
Maybe we could put a refrigerator in there
*Wouldn't that be fabulous?*

If I had a million dollars
*If I had a million dollars*
I'd buy you a fur coat
*But not a real fur coat that's cruel*

If I had a million dollars
*If I had a million dollars*
I'd buy you an exotic pet
*Like a llama, or an emu*

If I had a million dollars
*If I had a million dollars*
I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
*Ooo all those crazy elephant bones*
If I had a million dollars
I'd buy your love.....

If I had a million dollars
*We wouldn't have to walk to the store*
If I had a million dollars
*We'd take a limousine cuz it cost more*
If I had a million dollars
*We wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner*
But we would, we'd actually make the
treefort from the first chorus out of it.
*MMMMM....*

If I had a million dollars
*If I had a million dollars*
I'd buy you a green dress
*But not a real green dress, that's cruel

If I had a million dollars
*If I had a million dollars*
I'd buy you some art
*A Picasso, or a Garfunkle*

If I had a million dollars
*If I had a million dollars*
I'd buy you a monkey
*Haven't you always wanted a monkey?*
If I had a million dollars
I'd buy your love......

If I had a million dollars
*If I had a million dollars*
If I had a million dollars
*If I had a million dollars*
I'd be rich....



I love these lyrics....

Woof.....

DOG - Your daemon may be a dog if you are loyal and
caring, and like to know what is expected of
you. You probably are very family oriented, and
have a small group of friends that you are very
close to, rather than a large group of
acquaintances. You dislike confrontation, but
you will stand up and fight for the people and
issues that you really care about. You may
prefer someone else to take the lead in a
situation, although you would rather take the
lead yourself than have the situation fall
apart. You probably enjoy routine and order,
but that doesn't mean you don't like to have
fun. If anything, your friends probably know
you for getting intense, child-like pleasure in
the small things in life.


What Is Your Daemon?
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