*sits*blinks*blinks*sits*
Apr. 22nd, 2011 09:52 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
phynckeI so very tired. Work is kicking my butt. Really. It is. I have my big awards ceremony next week, on Wednesday and I will be glad when all that is done. I am taking royal wedding day off (April 29) and I am going to kick back and relax. Wootles. What is it but one big *#$&# event. I love events. I will be curious about it. Not sure if I will wake up for the live coverage or catch the recap on BBC America.
Anyhoo. My work friend said the funniest thing today. I am going to put it behind a cut because it is very vulgar. S** and I have been friends for like ever (more than 10 years) so we talk smack etc but this had me spewing my beverage at lunch - I kid you not.
So he says to me when I ask him why a certain someone was in a meeting at his office that it seemed inappropriate for the person to be at...quoting here.
"She inserts herself like a dildo..."
I spew my water at that point.
Then he says...
"Not sure which end in either. Not that it matters."
I about fell to the floor on that one.
Anyhoo. Just sharing! Doo be doo. Movie plans for the weekend and getting some walking in on my workout plan.
Hope all is well with you and yours.
Anyhoo. My work friend said the funniest thing today. I am going to put it behind a cut because it is very vulgar. S** and I have been friends for like ever (more than 10 years) so we talk smack etc but this had me spewing my beverage at lunch - I kid you not.
So he says to me when I ask him why a certain someone was in a meeting at his office that it seemed inappropriate for the person to be at...quoting here.
"She inserts herself like a dildo..."
I spew my water at that point.
Then he says...
"Not sure which end in either. Not that it matters."
I about fell to the floor on that one.
Anyhoo. Just sharing! Doo be doo. Movie plans for the weekend and getting some walking in on my workout plan.
Hope all is well with you and yours.
