It is ok to panic - it really is...

So I am sitting here using a tried and true procrastination technique - I am writing this post instead of finishing my story! I am using you, dear readers to avoid my oeuvre. I am sure you are outraged at the thought of it. How low I have sunk!

Well, not low enough evidently.
I lack discipline. I have forbade myself netflix which I signed up for last week (big mistake) and now I am using you.

Anyways. I have 5017 words and am trying desperately to wrap this thing up. Denouement. End. Finis. Conclude.

Just do it!

Or just shoot me. This is it - I am going to open the word file.