Today's email gem....

[phyncke]

UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND


This is always funny....



Dear IT Support,


Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband
1.0 and noticed a slow
down in the overall performance, particularly in the
flower, gifts and
jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly
under Boyfriend 5.0.


In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other
valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but
installed undesirable programs
such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.


And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House
Cleaning 2.6 simply
crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3
to fix these problems,
but to no avail.


What can I do?


Signed,
Desperate Housewife



Reply:

Dear Desperate Housewife,


First keep in mind:

Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating
system.


Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME
and download
Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.


If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then
automatically run the
applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.


But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to
default to Grumpy Silence
2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night 6.1.


Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will
create SnoringLoudly.wav
files.


Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or
reinstall another
Boyfriend program. These are not supported
applications and will crash
Husband 1.0.


In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it
does have a limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.


You might consider additional software to improve
memory and performance. I
personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat
Ali 6.9.


Good Luck,

IT Support


Now I am not married but for those of you who are...he he he.